In response to OttavaBattuta's Lesson in Coolology...

... one must also never wear her husband's black nike socks to work, especially with mom shoes, when she's scheduled at the very cool, very high-end Nordstrom...if in the event she does, perhaps because all of her own socks are dirty, she might find herself desperately trying to hide the heels that extend way beyond her actual foot, whilst her coworkers are prancing about in their tall, very cool, pointed toe black boots...